The internet is a pretty fucking awesome communication tool, where a great variety of people are given the means to get in touch with others of similar interests. Of course it is also a means for nutjobs and whackos of every ilk and manner to reach out and taint others with their idiocies. I am often contacted by people who fit into both categories, some telling Me they enjoyed My site and/or found inspiration there (no, really, they tell Me this!), others who feel the need to tell Me about atrocities they would or have commited and various religious nutters who just can't help themselves. Regardless of the pros and cons, I still feel the need to post certain bits of contact info, which can be found here.

Now, I mentioned above that I have (and still do!) received email from people saying that they were actually inspired by My website, but I failed to mention those that were also seeking advice. Yeah, no kidding. I get a fair amount of questions from people who have just discovered Satanism and really don't know how to proceed with their new found path or if they even want to bother with it at all.

I was kind of thunderstruck that I was seen as someone to come to for advice, but apparently that is what I was. I have, on a few occasions, replied with honest pieces of personal insight to those who had what seemed to be real and legitimate concerns. The fools who sent messages and questions about how to properly sell their soul to the devil or the best types of people for bloody altar-top sacrifices got nice little nastygrams overflowing with scathing sarcasm.

Ok, I do not mind these types of contacts, but I am not mentioning them because I wish to encourage or discourage their continuance. I am simply using these facts as background for this "humorous little aside".

Here's the deal: I started referring to these advice-seekers as My "Dear Abyssus" mail, a play on the "Dear Abby" newspaper advice column by Abigail Van Buren. Just a little joke between My friends and I. Well, one of those friends (Britnaugh!) took the joke to another level, creating a webpage based around one of the emails and My actual response to that person. So without further adieu, I present this link: